MysteriousStranger

I win! Yes, I have won the ecstasy of nothing, by accomplishing nothing, trying like it was everything. I have filled a gap of nothingness in me with it, a gap that yet still has nothing, always had nothing, always will have nothing, can hold nothing more than nothing, and is everything to everyone. I have achieved the goal of vain! It augments me a second's notice, creates a colossal humbug, a deafening drone, and a clamor of insincerity. I raise my head high! and I look up to see an infinite ocean of nothingness, endlessly continuing without fail. The victory has been claimed! I now hold the intangible thing, the un

Frankly, I think people are insane. They're always complaining about me wearing all black! Well, excuse me, that's useful for when I'm...um...committing deeds to thwart my enemies! So what's that you say? I look paranoid? No, you're the one who looks PARANOID! Because you're always jumping to conclusions. You know, when I'm dripping in goo, it's because I just was negating my way through a dark, dark swamp in the middle of the night. NOT because I'm covered in napalm! So lay off! I mean, I lead a normal life. I tunnel with plastic spoons to school every day, and have my car delivered in an armored truck. That way, the NHS society won't be a

ANXIETY I met up with anxiety a little while ago. He was ambivalent about our meeting, because he was afraid that I would Harm him. At the time, he was trying to find his parents who left him at three, but only Halfheartedly. "They might have been child abusers", he frantically mumbled. He mumbles a lot because he is afraid if someone heard what he said, they Might use it against him. "I'm cautious, not paranoid!", he retorted. Truthfully, He's as paranoid as a schizophrenic, but manages to hold on to his fragile sanity. Once, he feared a nuclear war, but wouldn't build a bomb shelter because he   Didn't know what the economy woul